Ingredients at the ready:
oil, cornmeal, and fresh okra from our neighbor's garden
Slice okra, soak in one beaten egg
Mix soaked okra in cornmeal
Fry in oil until golden brown
Feed to unsuspecting Yankees.
There. Now if my toenail polish matched my sandals, my t-shirt, and my earrings,
I'd really fit in down here.
Happy cooking, y'all!